Cannabis Now Worse Than The Nazis
Posted On 12 Dec 2007 at at 09:52 by somewhereCANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.
In the Seventies and Eighties marijuana briefly became totally harmless and could be smoked by future Cabinet ministers up to the rank of Home Secretary without any effect on their brains whatsoever.
However, a massive increase in the strength of the drug since politicians all stopped using it has now made it more nasty and brutish than the combined evil of the Third Reich.Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:
1. (-) Cannabis
2.(2) Tobacco
3.(4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
= 5. (1) Richard and Judy
= 5. (3) The Nazis
6. (-) Heathrow Airport
7. (5) Prince Phillip
8. (7) Joseph Stalin
9. (-) Noel Edmonds
10. (10) The Devil and all his minions
Fcuk Nativity Plays, We're Doing 'The Godfather', Say Five Year-Olds
Posted On at at 09:47 by somewhereTHE number of primary schools ditching the traditional Christmas nativity in favour of key scenes from The Godfather is at an all-time high.
According to the National Confederation of Parent Teacher Associations, a majority of five year-olds would now prefer to recreate the meeting between the Heads of the Five Families instead of the birth of Jesus.Dylan Stephenson, a year one pupil at St Bald's in Northampton said: "I'm playing Sonny because Miss Hayes reckons I'm a bit of a hot-head. Bada-bing! "In the play my friend Ben Holdsworth calls my little sister a 'guinea brat' so I come on and hit him over the head with a dustbin lid. Miss Hayes says it will be very powerful."
Dylan added: "My friend Charlie is playing Sollozzo the Turk because he went to Cyrpus on his holidays and told us all about it. He gets shot in the face."And my friend Jack Barnes is going to be Luca Brasi because he's a big fatty tum-tum."Jack admitted he was intrigued by the role of the Corleones' faithful enforcer, adding: "I'm going to sleep with the fishies!"
Church leaders have expressed disappointment at the secular nature of The Godfather, but said they took some consolation from a year-on-year increase in the number of schools performing the crucifix scene from The Exorcist.
David Icke - Was He Right?
Posted On at at 05:49 by somewhereChannel 5 documentary from 12/26/06 which chronicles David Icke's career to present day, and asks the big question - Was he right?
Watch the documentary here.
BBC Horizon Series
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The Death Star
Inside Chernobyl
The Bible Code
Noah's Flood
The Six Billion Dollar Experiment
The Fall Of The World Trade Centre
The Secret Of El Darado
And Many More
The Death Star
Out in deepest space lurks a force of almost unimaginable power. Explosions of extraordinary violence, are blasting through the Universe every day. If one ever struck our Solar System it would destroy our Sun and all the planets.
Inside Chernobyl's Sarcophagus
Horizon takes an look at the horror and effects of Chernobyl 10 years after the disaster.
The Bible code
Michael Drosnin is an American journalist and best selling author. He has written two books claiming that he can see into the future using a 3000 year old code, hidden in the Bible.
What he can see is truly horrific; according to Drosnin, the world could end in an atomic holocaust.
Noah's Flood
Rare episode of Horizon from 1996.
The Six Billion Dollar Experiment
In the coming months the most complex scientific instrument ever built will be switched on. The Large Hadron Collider promises to recreate the conditions right after the Big Bang. By revisiting the beginning of time, scientists hope to unravel some of the deepest secrets of our Universe.
The Fall Of The world Trade Centre
The World Trade Center was built on revolutionary design principles. It turned conventional architectural and structural techniques on their head. Built from a thin web of steel, its design was efficient, cost-effective and would inspire a new wave in modern building techniques.The result was two towers that were both lightweight and strong. When they were completed they were the tallest in the world. They were also milestones of architecture for another reason. The two towers were the first skyscrapers explicitly designed to withstand being hit by a jet plane
The Secret Of El Dorado
New evidence that advanced societies flourished in the Amazon Basin before the arrival of Europeans.It was the most notorious wild-goose chase in history: the Conquistadors’ search for El Dorado, a fabulous kingdom of gold that Indians said lay hidden in the jungles of the Amazon Basin. But now, at last, archaeologists have uncovered the truth behind that myth. They have found evidence of a huge society, as advanced as the Egyptians or the Incas, right in the heart of the rainforest. And this is more than the story of a lost world rediscovered
The Mystery of the Human Hobbit
Is the hobbit a new human species or nothing more than a modern human with a crippling deformity? On the far-flung island of Flores, in the Indonesian archipelago, a team of archaeologists happened upon a tiny 18,000-year old skeleton. It was no more than a metre tall. They assumed they have found the remains of a young girl. But other signs suggested she was in fact much older. They had discovered one of the smallest human adults ever found.
The Lost Pyramids Of Caral
The magnificent ancient city of pyramids at Caral in Peru hit the headlines in 2001. The site is a thousand years older than the earliest known civilisation in the Americas and, at 2,627 BC, is as old as the pyramids of Egypt. Many now believe it is the fabled missing link of archaeology - a 'mother city'. If so, then these extraordinary findings could finally answer one of the great questions of archaeology: why did humans become civilised?
God on the Brain
Rudi Affolter and Gwen Tighe have both experienced strong religious visions. He is an atheist; she a Christian. He thought he had died; she thought she had given birth to Jesus. Both have temporal lobe epilepsy.
Psychedelic science
In the late 1960s, human experiments with psychedelic drugs were brought to a halt. Government reacted to the anarchy of the hippy ... all » counter-culture. The drug-crazed Charles Manson slayings came to symbolise public fear of the street use of LSD. Funding ceased, and the few researchers who battled on were ostracised. But lost in the blanket ban were remarkable research projects in the field of psychiatry that held out new hope for the treatment of schizophrenia and alcoholism. Bill Eagles' extraordinary film tells the story of a handful of dedicated scientists who have struggled to make psychedelic research respectable again.
Global Dimming
Global dimming is the gradual reduction in the amount of global direct irradiance at the Earth's surface that was observed for several decades after the start of systematic measurements in 1950s. It is thought to have been caused by an increase in particulates such as sulfur aerosols in the atmosphere due to human action. The effect varies by location, but worldwide it has been estimated to be of the order of a 4% reduction over the three decades from 1960–1990. The trend reversed during the past decade.
Project Poltergeist
This is the story of two genuine scientific heroes. For forty years, John Bahcall and Ray Davis were engaged in a single extraordinary ... all » experiment - to find out why the Sun shines. In the end they would triumph. Davis would win the Nobel Prize and, thanks to their work, a whole new theory about how the universe is put together may have to be created.
Expanding Minds
Posted On at at 04:50 by somewhereConsciousness - "Any reality... is an opinion. You create your own reality." Timothy Leary
Watch The YouTube consciousness channel here and now, including Bill Hicks, Robert Anton Wilson, Terence McKenna, Syd Barrett and many more.Expand your consciousness now!
Aleister Crowley - The Wickedest Man In the World
Posted On at at 04:25 by somewhereAleister Crowley, born Edward Alexander Crowley, (12 October 1875 – 1 December 1947, was a British occultist, writer, philosopher, and mystic. He was an influential member in several occult organizations, including the Golden Dawn, the Argenteum Astrum, and Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.), and is best known today for his occult writings, especially The Book of the Law, the central sacred text of Thelema. He gained much notoriety during his lifetime, and was infamously dubbed "The Wickedest Man In the World." *Wikipedia
Watch "The Wickedest Man In The World" here now.
Internet Archive
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Weird plants
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Mad Boffins
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Vomit drinking
Just some of the mad experiments those boffins have deemed necessary. Read more of how these people improve society for you and I and justify thier crazyness..
Why Animals Don't Drink
Posted On at at 03:05 by somewhereThis is a short clip from a documentary showing why you shouldn't give your pets alcohol. It may not be wise but it is funny.
This animals have eaten fruits from the Amarula tree.
$611 Billion And Counting
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Celebrity Gathering
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How many celebs can you spot?